Wednesday, April 21, 2010

EUROPE RECAP!


Butted heads with the German version of the PRMC and things got a little scary when Red Skull got ahold of the Cosmic Cube, but all-in-all, it was a great trip. I was going to write a long summary and tour journal, but I think we'll probably do a song about it instead. So, no spoilers here. Look for our "Luke Died for My Sins" 2 Live Crew-inspired shirts. All proceeds go to organizations defending First Amendment rights.


Tuesday, March 16, 2010

This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things


You see that image above? That photo is the reason communism, socialism, green anarchism, and any other well-intentioned notion of how to live fails utterly. It's also the reason your roommate can't wash his dishes. People love ruining things. It's what gets them hard. And we can try to write it off as a reaction to becoming increasingly robbed of our personhood by our modern lives, or something, but it's all baloney. Build something beautiful, water a plant, doesn't matter, BTC DUCK and his posse will come through and ruin your stuff. People will find an avenue to destroy things and shit in their own food. Time to start listening to Marilyn Manson and wearing a full arm's worth of jelly bracelets. Fuck it.

We're planning our summer. Right now we've got some fests on both coasts that we might be playing. We love a fest. It's like a show, but with more people and less obligation to sit through bands we don't like. Also, we get to see what hype is real and what is just internet conjecture. It's fun.

I'll post up some new releases we'll have with us in Europe soon. In the meantime, watch the videos below, follow links, enjoy your life.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watcher_(comics)






Tuesday, March 9, 2010

On Being Inexcusably Clown-Ass or TL;DR

For those who spend a lot of time reading on the internet but pretend reading is painful, there are youtube videos at the end of this for you to skip to.

I'd like everyone to take a listen to the following: http://www.43folders.com/2010/01/26/godin-linchpin
It's the author Seth Godin talking with some internet goblin about the role of your reptile brain in your daily life. Essentially, your lizard brain has you poised for fight or flight at all times, including in social situations and even self-expression. As a band, we always wonder about grown men/women we see playing the same shit as other grown men/women. We generally call them coward-ass and move on to the free meal. But we always sort of suspected there was a deeper psychological reason for the lack of originality. As it turns out, it's physiological. Your reptile brain, seemingly superfluous at this point in civilized man's evolution, actually still has a very active role in your decision making. Your fear of criticism is so fundamentally tied to your sense of self-preservation, that your sympathetic nervous system, the part of the brain responsible for what we call fight or flight, supersedes your thinking brain. For that time, you are not what we'd call a "man."

Loss of acceptance among your peers is what motivates you to play the same boring horseshit. It's what keeps you from putting yourself out there as an actual artist. This is responsible for the myopic version of zeitgeist we see every year as we tour. One year, everyone sounds like Isis, the next year we come through and those same people have now made a band that sounds like Modern Life is War. Or vice versa. I can't remember the order. But before you start feeling defensive and lash out at me (that's your lizard brain at work again, fyi) it needs to be understood that, yes, no band is original, and yes, my band is nothing more than the sum of its influences. That said, there is a difference between reflecting what you love and plainly dickriding what is popular at the moment. Which one are you doing?

Please spare me the look-how-in-the-know-I-am comments, by skipping this next portion if you think you know everything about everything and taking 2min out of your life is something you're going to pretend is important. Before we start, yes, we all know the music industry is sleazy. I never really understood how repulsive it was until I got closer to it.

I'm currently in LA and for those (like me) who are unfamiliar with how this music thing works outside of VFW halls and $200 room rentals at local bars, this shit is a head trip. Some of my friends came out here and made a nice life for themselves in music. Some work in booking, others in A&R, and a few in management. They've introduced me to other people I now call friends and now I have a network of friends who do something I find appalling. All day they are buying and selling bands as a commodity. It becomes second nature to gauge things only by their earnings potential. If you offer, "Man, that's cool that they pay your bills, but that band is unlistenable" you don't get back an honest "Yeah, they're cool dudes though" or a heartfelt "I know people aren't into it, but I love it." What you get, uniformly, is "Whaaat?! Kids go crazy for it!" or "Do you know how many records they sell?!" That is the defense. Never does the quality of the product come up. Ever.

One of these friends is a supernaturally honest person. He will unflinchingly tell me he doesn't give a fuck what a band sounds like, provided they are handsome and can create a story around themselves. A band recently came into his office and was very enthusiastically talking about the music they'd be writing. He stopped them, said "Cool. I don't have an opinion on that. I need you to make a Twitter account." He said they withered in front of him, but he didn't have the heart to lie to them.

Now, whenever I see a band crybabying about how they aren't being recognized and only the "phony" bands "make it" I have to cringe. It reeks so badly of jealousy from people who are unwilling to do what they have to do to achieve their goals. The other kind of coward. It's like listening to a girl who has nothing to do with another girl, call her names like "slut." Clearly, she is jealous of the other girl's fearlessness and everyone can see it. So please, understand, I'm not sitting here looking for sympathy or extolling my band as the sole arbiters of what's "genuine." I'm just narrowing this conversation so we can discuss the real matter:

You are either an artist or you are a success. Your efforts to be both are puzzling and make me wonder if you eat food while sitting on the toilet. There is nothing fundamentally wrong with either ambition, provided you take ownership of it and make no excuses. If you believe yourself an artist, it's time you started acting like one and stopped aping bands that are already successful. This doesn't make you clever, it makes you capable of the same type of rudimentary pattern recognition we see displayed by crows. If you want to be successful, it's time you stopped apologizing for it and shed the pretense of artistry. Life as we know it will be coming to a skidding halt shortly, so get what you want while you can.






Monday, March 8, 2010

READY THE GERMAN BREAKFAST SPREADS, WE'RE COMING


View EUROPE SPRING 2010 in a larger map


Here's the dates. In Europe they like to put the day before the month when they convey dates numerically. Crazy Euros!
26.03.10 Wangen / Ger @ Juz Tonne
27.03.10 Essen/ Ger @ Cafe Nova
28.03.10 Hamburg / Ger @ Rote Flora
29.03.10 Kiel / Ger @ Schaubude
30.03.10 Oslo / Norway @ Kulturhuset Hausmania H.U.M.L.A
31.03.10 Stavanger / Norway @ Kulturlaboratoriet
01.04.10 Gothenburg / Sweden @ Nordengarden
02.04.10 Hannover / Ger @ Sturmglocke
03.04.10 Köln / Ger @ Underground
04.04.10 Freiburg / Ger @ KTS
05.04.10 Münster / Ger @ SpecOps
06.04.10 Munich / Ger @ Kafe Marat
07.04.10 Viena / Austria @ Tüwi
08.04.10 Budapest/ Hungary @ Mappa Club
09.04.10 Lichtenstein / Ger @ Juz Riot
10.04.10 Berlin / Ger @ Lovelite


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oslo_peace_accords
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1952_Winter_Olympics
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volvo_Cars


Sunday, January 31, 2010

"EUROPE IS LIKE WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS"


So here we go. Back to Europe. Last year we did some Oregon Trail shit and explored all the places that cost a ton of money in tolls and gas. Our choice. It was fun, but this year we're going with a smaller scope and keeping it to pretty much that well-worn circuit of Germany and the surrounding area. We'll be seeing Scandinavia for the first time though. Neat. Another place we'll be the ugliest humans in during that time. When we go to the Netherlands we become immediately cognizant of the fact we're ugly. It's like Adam biting the apple and knowing shame at his nakedness. Our last two tours of Europe were handled mightily by Flo at Trapdoor Tourz. This year we're doing the tour through George at No Decline Booking. The shows will be with our friends in Red Tape Parade. If you haven't picked up our split with them, do so. http://www.myspace.com/cobraxrecords









Thursday, December 18, 2008

#1 - THE 5 D's OF SELF-DEFENSE

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The 5 D's provide a framework for understanding and conveying all self-defense tips, advice, and concepts along with the emotional states that accompany them. What you do in response to an assault is driven in part by your emotional state, not just by what you know.

Your emotional state is conditioned by your preparation. Effective self-defense training requires a realistic assessment and evaluation of your emotional state in assault situations not simply instruction of what to do. It is your emotional state that determines your ability to execute the actions of disrupting your attacker, and thereby creating the opportunity to escape and disengage.


The 5 D's are a visual blueprint of a complete self-defense strategy and plan of action.


Plan and Prepare for Aggression
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DECIDE is the preparation step. It is the foundation of self-defense. It is made up of planning, education, acceptance, training,conditioning, avoidance, and strategy.

Decide not to be a victim. Use preparation and planning prior toan act of aggression. Learn about crime and criminal behavior.

Train to respond to all forms of aggression. Practice avoidance and risk reduction. Acknowledge the existence of risk. Condition your body and mind for the realities of violence.
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Prevent and Repel Aggression
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DETER is the prevention step It begins when you leave an area of safety and continues until the moment of the actions of DISRUPT.

It involves repelling all potential aggressors and building your readiness for a physical assault. It is characterized by awareness, intuition, attitude and appearance, assertiveness, body language, boundary setting, and deception.

Deter and prevent an act of aggression. Learn how to de-escalate a confrontation. Project confidence with body language. Be assertive.

Practice situational awareness.Respond to the warnings of intuition. Create safety zones. Utilize boundary setting. Deceive when necessary.

Build readiness. Determine Confirmation of Bad Intention.
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Shock and Surprise your Aggressor
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DISRUPT is the violent and most physical step of self-defense. Its sole purpose is to create the opportunity to escape.

It begins with the trigger to act and involves the concept of attacking the attacker to surprise, shock, or cause injury to your attacker.

Disrupt the aggressor. Respond to the Trigger to Act. Foil his plans.

Apply verbal and/or physical techniques. Use tactics such as the employment of weapons of opportunity. Execute a decisive strategy.

Attack the attacker. Utilize any means available. Create the Opportunity to Escape in order to disengage.
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Evade and Escape from your Aggressor
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DISENGAGE is the immediate goal of self-defense. It involves your complete commitment to get away from your attacker.

Alternatively, it is the result of your actions that has caused your aggressor to discontinue the attack. It is characterized by your flight to safety, or either the aggressor is unwilling, or unable to continue his attack.

Disengage and get away from the aggressor. Respond the Opportunity to Escape. Create an ending. Carryout an exit strategy. Cause the aggressor to break off his actions.

Evade and escape. Terminate the aggressor's ability to engage and cause harm. Flee to safety. Get out of there.
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Discuss and Heal to Reduce the After Effects
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EBRIEF is the long term goal of self-defense. It is the aftereffects of an assault.

The ultimate purpose of self-defense is to minimize the long term consequences and the aftermath of aggression.

This concept includes creating peace of mind. Debrief and discuss the consequences of aggression.

Reduce the after effects. Promote physical and emotional healing. Get legal advice. Seek support and assistance. Learn resilience.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

#2 - USING SCENARIOS TO VISUALIZE THE 5 D's OF SELF-DEFENSE



SCENARIO #1

You are waiting for a friend ...

You are waiting for a friend outside a local convenience store. Suddenly you notice large man walking rapidly toward you. He is looking directly at you and his clothes are in disarray. You start to feel panic, but you force yourself to remain calm.

Unfamiliar with the effects of adrenaline and uncertain what to do, you do nothing. The man steps right up to you. Before you have time to react, he grabs you by the throat, squeezes and demands your wallet.

Unable to breathe or speak, you are barely able to comply. After pocketing your wallet the man departs. But not before he gives a final vicious squeeze that permanently damages your vocal cords.

In this situation, your mindset was conscious, your body state was adrenalized, and your emotional mode was calm/controlled. Since you had never decided how you would handle this type of situation, you were completely unprepared. As a result you did not act to protect yourself and received a serious injury.


SCENARIO #2

You have recently attended a self-defense seminar...

Same situation as scenario #1, but this time you have recently attended a self-defense seminar in which your practiced situations similar to the one described.

As a result of your training you recognize the impending danger. Confident from your training, you remain calm. You think to yourself, "If he grabs my throat with his right hand I will kick him in the groin with my left foot, then I will pivot and use a downward strike with my left elbow to remove has hand. Next I will grab the rear of his neck with both my hands and knee him in the stomach,..but if he grabs me with his left hand I will ...".

You prepare yourself for the throat grab as the man reaches for you. But instead of grabbing your throat he grabs your hair and slams your head against the store's brick wall. After you fall unconscious to the ground, the man removes your wallet and walks away.

In this situation, your mind mode was conscious, your physical state was neutral, and your emotional mode was protective. You had DECIDED and trained for this type of situation. As a result you recognized the impending danger. But no effort was made to DETER the aggressor.

This combination of mindset, emotional mode, and body state is ineffective for handling the physical violence of the DISRUPT stage and you were quickly overwhelmed. This result is typical of self-defense training that does not take into consideration the importance of the psychology of self-defense.


SCENARIO #3

You have recently graduated from an intensive self-defense course...

Same situation as scenario #1, but you have now recently graduated from an intensive self-defense course where you have learned techniques of pre-emptive strikes and follow- up techniques to cause serious injury. You learned how to transition your emotions into violence mode and your body into fight state in order to maximize your attack.

The man approaches you and crosses your threat zone. Wordlessly, you spring forward and strike him in the throat crushing his Adam's apple. You then perform a neck twist take-down that sends the man crashing to the pavement, where he lies unconscious.

After the police arrive, you learn that the man had just been in a car accident. He was reaching for the pay telephone next to you when you struck him.

In this situation your mind transitioned from conscious to unconscious mindset. Your body transitioned from neutral to fight state, and your emotions transitioned from calm/controlled to violent mode.

This is the proper combination to execute the DISRUPT step. You had clearly DECIDED and trained. But due to the lack of the DETER step you never received Confirmation of Bad Intention or the Trigger to Act. As a result you are now in jail for assault with intent to kill.


SCENARIO #4

The Application of the 5 D's...

Same situation as previously described, but as the man approaches you look directly at him and state clearly "what do you want"? Responding to your voice he looks at you with a sinister smile.

Immediately your intuition senses danger. You raise your hands forward and forcefully state "back off!" (DETER).The man ignores you and you escalate your verbal intensity and yell "BACK OFF !!!

The man continues to rapidly move toward you (you have now received confirmation of bad intention).Your mind becomes more instinctual (mindset is now in transition) and your body is filled with a surge of fear and energy as it is charged with adrenaline invoked by your yelling (body is in adrenalized state).

You are filled with an overwhelming urge to protect yourself (emotions in protective mode). As the man reaches out (you have now received the trigger to act which transitions your mind to subconscious mindset, your body into fight state, and your emotions into violence mode) to grab you, your hand instantly shoots forward into his face, two fingers strike his eye.

Filled with the motivation to stop him from harming you, you strike him repeatedly with the heel of your palm in the bridge of his nose while continuing to yell. (DISRUPT). The man filled with pain and unable to see through teary eyes hesitates (you have now created the Opportunity to Escape).

Sensing this opportunity (your mindset moves back to transition, your body goes from fight to flight state, and your emotions go from violent to protective mode) you flee into the safety of the store (DISENGAGE).

In this situation you applied the 5 D strategy of self-defense. The use of the verbal boundary setting in the DETER step provided you with confirmation of bad intention that the man was dangerous. Had the man not intended aggression, he would have responded and stopped upon hearing your verbal command of "BACK OFF!!".

Once your conscious mind had been convinced of the danger, your mind began the transition to subconscious mindset.Your protective emotions sensing danger and the need for immediate action called upon your body for adrenaline. As a result, your body went into the adrenalized state.

When the man reached out for you, he crossed your boundary and you responded to the trigger to act which transitioned your mind into subconscious mindset, your emotions into violent mode, and your body into fight state.

You now have maximized your effectiveness to DISRUPT your attacker.You used the strategic tactic of attacking the attacker and the physical tactic of using targeted unexpected focused explosive strikes to instantly and repeatedly strike the man in a sensitive area in order to create the opportunity to escape.